The Importance of Health

I know I missed a couple of days on the blog. What can I say, my people didn't do their job and carry me to the computer room. They can be so lazy sometimes. So, I decided to take it upon myself to come to the computer room and work on my blog. While they slept last night, I climbed down and headed down the hall and now here I am. I was able to do this because I know the importance of health. Everyday I lift two video tapes. I do 3 reps of 20. I'm about to add a 3rd tape. I do squats while I hum a gnomish tune. I then do step aerobics on the video tape (see, I'm pretty resourceful....I use what is in my nook). I've also found that it is important to tan. When Jennifer goes, she sometimes lets me go with her. It helps to keep me in my chipper mood. It reminds me of my time in the kiln when they were getting ready to send me to K-mart. It was so warm in there, although I did get a little burned. Well, I just heard movement from the bedroom. They may be getting up soon. Time for my trek back to the nook. They are going to be so surprised when they see this. Just a thought...Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Ta, Ta for now.