I wanna know what love is...

Hey there my gnomies. I am sitting in my nook thinking how lonely being a house gnome can be. Sure, it's fun when your people take you traveling or include you in their everyday lives, but what about when they are at work? What am I supposed to do? I can't really come down from the nook and turn on the TV and the walk to the back of the house to get to the computer would take me the whole day. I kind of want a female gnome to keep me company. I so wanna know what love is. I know that is some corny love song that I heard on the Love Songs channel that Jennifer constantly blares (remember how loud she is), but it is the way I have been feeling. Keith and Jennifer have been acting even weirder than usual. They have been talking in hushed tones around me and they are smiling a lot. It would be so great to have a nook-mate, but I am sure they are just trying to surprise me with another trip. Oh well, I will just have to wait and see. Remember, "Life is made up of moments, small pieces of mica in a long stretch of glittering gray cement." Ta, Ta for now.